Top Julius Malema jokes

(listed in no particular order):

1. Official recall notice from the South African Post Office (Source: unknown)

Julius Malema stamp photo

SUBJECT: Julius Malema STAMP
REPORTED PROBLEM: Stamp Was Not Sticking To Envelopes.
REMEDIAL ACTION: The Premier’s Office Allocated R1.5 Million To test said stamp.
a. The stamp is in perfect order;
b. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive;
c. People are spitting on the wrong side.



2. A range of excellent Zapiro cartoons on Julius Malema (Source: – please visit Zapiro’s site for many more!)


Malema Zapiro cartoon - potty mouth 

Zapiro Malema cartoon - race card

Zapiro Malema evolution cartoon

Julius Malema windgat lager Zapiro cartoon



3. The joys of photoshop (source: various internet emails, WitGat, Watkykjy Afrikaans blog)


Malema Huggies image 

Julius Malema Moron image

ANCYL vs DA Youth League joke

Malema mini-me with Zuma photo

Zumas puppet Malema photo

Julius Malema corruption photo


4. A joke spotted on

President Jacob Zuma met the Queen of England earlier this year. He asked her: “Your Majesty, are there any tips you can give me to run a government as efficiently as you do in the UK?”

“Well,” replied the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Zuma frowned. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of tea and said: “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle.”

The Queen pushed a button on her desk and said: “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room and said: “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiled. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me, your majesty.”

“Yes! Very good Tony,” replied the Queen.

When president Zuma returned to Cape town, he asked to speak to Julius Malema.When he arrived, Zuma asked: “Answer me this please, Julius. Your mother and your Father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” replied Julius. “Let me get back to you on that one.” Julius returned to his advisors and asked everyone, but nobody can give him an answer. Finally, he ended up at the V&A Waterfront and bumped into Mark Lottering.

Julius looked around to see if anyone could overhear them, and he whispered: “Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Mark whispered back: “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Julius smiled and thanked Mark before heading back to Parliament to speak with Zuma.”I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Mark Lottering.”

Zuma got up, stomped over to Julius, and angrily yelled into his face: “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

5. Some great Jeremy Nell cartoons on Julius Malema (source: Jeremy Nell)


Malema cartoon - Jeremy Nell 


6. In case you haven’t tried it yet, if you go to Google and type in Julius Malema is you’ll get a list of autocomplete suggestions from google that read as follows:


Julius Malema on google search photo 

7. Some fantastic satirical articles and swag on Hayibo including this Julius Malema t-shirt print you can buy (Source: Hayibo)


Julius Malema school results photo 

8. Wonkie’s own Is Julius Malema a racist cartoon post amongst many other Julius Malema cartoons:


Julius Malema cartoon thumbnail
Is Julius Malema racist CartOOn! 

9. Another funny joke spotted on a South African discussion forum. There are plenty more for you to check out on a site dedicated to Julius Malema’s antics – check out Classic Malema:


On a recent trip to the USA, Julius Malema, addressed a major gathering of native American Indians. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for South Africa and how he envisioned nationalising the mines.

At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name – Walking Eagle.

A very chuffed Malema then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Malema.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh*t that it can no longer fly.